Funny Sayings

Sunday Funnies are back -- and here are some funny sayings. Some are funny, but some are also thought provoking. Enjoy

~~A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

~~Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~~A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

~~It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

~~An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

~~A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

~~Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

~~Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

~~There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.

~~And on the eighth day God said, “Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!”

~~Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.