Sunday, February 22, 2009

Pun-Liners

Puns and one-liners are easy to remember . . . so here are a few fun ones you just might be able to use sometime!

~~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~~Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

~~A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

~~A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

~~Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

~~Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

~~A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

~~A gossip if someone with a great sense of rumor.

~~A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

~~You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budget it.

~~Every calendar's days are numbered.

~~A lot of money is tainted . . . it t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.

~~A boiled egg is hard to beat.

~~Shotgun wedding . . . a case of wife or death.

~~When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Thanks for these from www.jokesclean.com -- so many websites, so little time!

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