Puns and one-liners are easy to remember . . . so here are a few fun ones you just might be able to use sometime!
~~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~~Okay, so what's the speed of dark?
~~A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
~~A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
~~Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
~~A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
~~A gossip if someone with a great sense of rumor.
~~A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
~~You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budget it.
~~Every calendar's days are numbered.
~~A lot of money is tainted . . . it t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
~~A boiled egg is hard to beat.
~~Shotgun wedding . . . a case of wife or death.
~~When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Thanks for these from www.jokesclean.com -- so many websites, so little time!
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