Sunday, February 14, 2010

Baby, It's Cold Outside

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers


Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs


How do snowmen travel around? By icicle


What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball


How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet


How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you

What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies


What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes


What do snowmen like on their burgers? Chilly sauce


What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle


What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics? Lost


What do you call a snowman on roller blades? A snowmobile


What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man


What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out


What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill


What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night? Cold cream


What is a Snowman’s favorite drink? Ice Tea


What kind of cakes do snowmen like? The kind with lots of frosting


What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? Brrrrrr-itos


Where do snowmen keep their money? In a “Snow"bank


Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr


What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.

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