What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs
How do snowmen travel around? By icicle
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet
How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you
What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies
What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes
What do snowmen like on their burgers? Chilly sauce
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics? Lost
What do you call a snowman on roller blades? A snowmobile
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man
What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill
What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night? Cold cream
What is a Snowman’s favorite drink? Ice Tea
What kind of cakes do snowmen like? The kind with lots of frosting
What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? Brrrrrr-itos
Where do snowmen keep their money? In a “Snow"bank
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr
What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.
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