Admit it -- we are all learning a new language -- computer-ease. The following terms now may have double meaning to you -- whether you are country or city folk. Have fun!
~~Log on: making a wood stove hotter.
~~Log off: don't add no more wood.
~~Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove.
~~Download: gettin' the farwood off the truck.
~~Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood.
~~Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much farwood.
~~Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood.
~~Hard drive: gettin' home in the winter time.
~~Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
~~Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside.
~~Screen: what to shut when it's black fly season.
~~Byte: what dem flies do.
~~Chip: munchies fer the TV.
~~Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
~~Modem: whacha did to the hay fields.
~~Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
~~Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps.
~~Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys.
~~Software: them plastic forks and knives.
~~Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn.
~~Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole.
~~Main frame: holds up the barn roof.
~~Port: fancy folk wine.
~~Enter: northerner talk fer c'mon in y'all.
~~Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer it.