Supposedly, in Michigan, there are the following laws on the books:
~~It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
~~You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
~~Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
~~Smoking while in bed is illegal.
~~A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.
Kind of makes you want to scratch your head in wonder, but be careful. If you cross the border into Indiana . . .
~~It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette, and
~~Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.