Sunday, June 21, 2009

Cows and More Cows

From this site, comes some fun Q&As . . .

Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef


Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer


Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef

Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever

Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
A: Holstaines

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.

Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had
its baby?
A: Decalfinated


I'm just about sure every farmer that has cows has heard these jokes, but I hope you got a few laughs out of them.

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