I have not had a chance to try this and I'm a little leery about the "1 staple" but, none the less, my mouth is watering. I'll try it and get back to you.
Serves the masses.
1 brown paper lunch bag
1/4 cup popping corn
1/4 cup melted butter
Salt to taste
Pour popping corn into brown paper bag. Use 1 staple to close bag. Put the bag into the microwave and cook on high for about 2 minutes.
Pour into the big wooden salad bowl and repeat as necessary. Cover the popcorn with melted butter.